boyfulani

When i was fresh off Fourth Form and the words of my ‘former’ teachers suddenly started to re-sound true a new world  was opening up.

Not in the sexy way you imagine your dream girl undressing her perky package: NAH!

You’ve all been there done that, i know, and i am not about to repeat it…not again, tsk.

But see, i miss my days in Eden.

I miss the days when all was naked and no Hehe-cum-Majimaji ‘uprisings’ ever took place. The days when the nanny would tell me to undress and i would strip-hip-hop naked without.

I mean, what happened to the innocence? Was it lost forever like the virginity of many girls i know?

Is it retrievable?

I was going through my junk when i came across this passport photo taken when i was about to join High School.

I had only one conclusion: in all the necessary orifices, life has really done me in!